Hello! Welcome to the sick installment of Teh Commerz Clawz, where I explain the Commerce Clause with super simple language and lolspeak over the next week and a half. This is where I inform you that the first installment of Teh Commerz Clawz, while not being put off due to mucus invading my body, will make a lot less sense than usual, and will be posted super late tonight. Mea culpa. If you send me lemons or tea so I don’t have to leave my house to get more, the process may go faster.